OK, let me try again.

nothing -> zero

thumb -> one

index -> two

middle -> three

ring -> four

pinkie -> five

Hey, this seems like it might work! How many numbers are those? Let me count them.

On my fingers, duh.

zero -> thumb -> one

one -> index -> two

two -> middle -> three

three -> ring -> four

four -> pinkie -> five

five ->nothing -> six

So now I got six fingers! What am I, the illegitimate child of a Hapsburg royal?

sure, continue pretending you dont understand for no purpose at all.

Why the aggressive tone? You responded in my earlier comment so I assumed you were having fun.

Fucking internets...

> Why the aggressive tone?

Because while you might think you were being funny, you came off as fucking annoying. HTH!